Jaysee blogs,whats next?Take over the world!

speaking of taking over the world,i've been rather caught up with playing "risk" lately,ya know the whole world domination thing?My kinda game!

Okay but seriously,who wouldnt wanna take over the world?Dont try to be all humble and say:

"but..great power comes with great responsibilty"

I beg to differ,see,with great power comes great,well...POWER!If you lack the responsibilty,your people pay the price,not you!And no one's there to tell you shit cause,well,you have the ability to shove a gold vespa up their ass.

Wow,i side tracked a little bit too much.Anyways,the first time i played it,i won,due to a mutual agreement,or what we singaporeans call "oh ya peh ya SOM!"
Which genius came up with that sia "oh ya peh ya som"I'm guessing albert einstein cause he comes up with stuff that alot of people dont understand,for example,his hair-cut!Whats up with that!

Anyways today's the 9th of september!And you know what that means!(this is going out to marianne btw)

That means that,todays a WEDNESDAY!And you know what that means!Its one day after tuesday!And you know what that means!It's 3 days before saturday!And you know what that means!It's 2 days before FRIDAY!And you definitely know what that means...its..a very special day,ya know why?ITS 2 DAYS AFTER WEDNESDAY!Which is today!Which is also the 9th of september!Which is my dads birthday!

Hahaha,it happens to be my duty to annoy,but seriously,Friday's gonna be the happiest day of my life since may be about 4 months ago.Yes,mariannes coming back!For good!And you know what that means!!haha,jus kidding,it means the i'm gonna be the happiest boy in the world,well except for bill gates,he's rich,so he's probably always happy,asshole.

People,you only live once,try everything life has to offer(sex,drugs,money etc.)

126 days and counting.

When I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.

This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.

You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.

Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.

So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."

Break the chains

String snaps during first song= Chia lat

Getting tipsy before show=Not a good idea.

Botak jones after show=Shiok!

Didnt get to talk to her=Felt like shit.

So my day ACTUALLY went pretty well!(p.s:note the sarcasm)

Have a great sunday peeps!

You are not alone.

you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart....

How to let the terror eradicate the muffinman!

OOOh this colour is sooooo gay.

ANYWAYS!
I HAVE decided to blog cause i'm bored as FUCK!
so here's a little equation for all you mathematical people out there

Jaysee+Boredom=Full of shit!

So! I'm gonna kick things off by explaining the fact that i wanna name my son prince/king! WELL,(i know some some of you know somebody who's name is one of those,but he's a retarded fuck,so dont bother,tee hee hee,dont tell him i said that)
Lemme give you guys a scenario..

Its the first day of school and your son goes to class with his parents outside.Then the whole class settles down and the teacher starts looking at his/her name list,and begins calling out names-to recognise faces of course-and she/he,(unless your teachers a tranny,i cant help you there) starts at the top of the list with your ordinary names such as "aaron siao king kong,Benjamin button,charles chee ko pek,derrick ding dong,eric erection...etc." Then she calls out .."KING Jaysilan!"

That right there will send shivers down my spine!I mean,seriously,how many people get to hear your name called out as royalty!"king Jaysilan...fucking awesome...THUS my thesis on why naming my son king/prince is DA BOMB!

Peace!~